Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car.
"Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.
"Kittens" Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.
"Democrats" says Little Suzy.
The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they wou ld return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN.
Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Sen. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy.
"Now, don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away.
today."
"Yes sir, "Suzy said, "the're REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama said, "But yesterday, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open.
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I can't take credit for the above - came through an email the other day, but it gave me a good chuckle so I thought I'd share.
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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
"All lies and jest. Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest."
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Like most good things , your right the joke has been around for a whileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee but it's a classic and only the names have been changed to stay up to date , THANKS for posting it !!!!!
Yep, classics never go out of date.
I never heard that joke before.
This joke will probably make Michelle Obama feel sad and not very proud of the American CAT population.
Oh gosh. I hadn't thought how this might affect her mood. I feel so bad for her boo hoo.
Okay, I'm over that now.
We must not push Michelle over the edge.
No, we mustn't. She might not be proud of America anymore in her adult life (or was it whole life?) and we don't want to make Michelle not proud of us.